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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
weenie-wizard
grawly

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

azzandra

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

sailor-sappho

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

kunosoura

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

rednines

This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing

deep-green-existentialist

My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I'm genuinely impressed.

theblehthatbloos

The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing

existential-crisis-professional
acreaturecalledgreed:
“acreaturecalledgreed:
“i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc...
acreaturecalledgreed

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

acreaturecalledgreed

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that